18 February, 2009

i think i have a future.


i fed my pet hamster a bunch of heroin once. and he was very cool. no. i never had a hamster. thats not true. i had a hamster and it bit someone. so i let it go. so long little fella. stay strong in the cold los angeles summer. i havent thought of that hamster in years. there really is no reason to think about a hamster. they really arent that cool. unless they do heroin. like my hamster did. i miss you buddy come back soon. i will leave the door unlocked and the light on for you...how long do hamsters live for. cause that was over a decade ago. more than a decade. lil buddy has to be dead. heroin will do that to you. i will see you soon you little evil biting hamster.

No comments: