29 January, 2009

this is what happens when happy hour turns into happy hours.

a sunset. very important stuff.

this is what its going to look like when robots take over. and by robots i mean computers.

a lovely decapitation scene.

and this is where the porn industry is going.

and this is a man. i think caitie likes beards. a lot.

22 January, 2009

dream BIG

topher. dreamin big

shoot for the stars...shes all yours.

20 January, 2009

maybe tomorrow...

maybe tomorrow you'll love me too.

17 January, 2009

its true.

and you cant teach a dog new tricks either. unless you threaten to beat it. and then do beat it.

15 January, 2009

diddy aint got nothin on these doodles...

i work thirty two hours a week for just under 280 dollars but over 275. thumbs up world. my job will suck the soul right out of you. its already got a hold of mine. but i do get to go wander sometimes. and that can lead to good things. sometimes.
a borrowed camera is my new scanner. my life is ON track. we should hang out and you can buy me a bedroom. so i can sleep.

14 January, 2009

fan boy.

i have owned each one of these fans at some point in my life. i dont possess a fan any more. or a bed for that matter.

12 January, 2009

tomorrow is a big day for me.

not really.

sort of.

crummily shot art. very hi tech. very.

11 January, 2009

good and evil and evil.


rejoice. rejoice rejoice. andrew jackson jihad tuesday...wahoo. i think i might attend. probably. if i dont forget first. i might forget. but i might not. but i probably will. but hopefully not. cause i would like to go. maybe. things change. who knows. do you? probably. not.

07 January, 2009

05 January, 2009

ITS A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i dont want a baby. i did want one once. but three seconds later i changed my mind. they cry and poop. and cost money. lots of things cost money. but there are things that are way cooler than babies and cost less too. i would rather own those things. whatever those things are.

02 January, 2009

chris angel sucks. butt.

i suck at magic. cant do it. cant understand it. dont wanna understand it either. card magic is the worst. im retarded with cards. i did have a bunny tho. it lasted about four days. i even went out and bought a dirt devil to pick up the little bunny poo and everything. and then...my then roommates dog decided it wanted to kill lil old batman. now batman is dead. bunnies are magic.