30 July, 2009

that john denver was full of shit!!

get it. good...

going to phx for the weekend... alcohol and tattoos.... you should come...

20 July, 2009

generic vicodin work drawings. 2 of four.

somebody paid me to draw these. and they dont even know it. and still dont. cause no one knows about this thing.

16 July, 2009

books...stacks of em...

has anyone out there finished the books i made and sent out...i know im not cool. but if anyone / someone could send one back... that would be awesome...i pre stamped / addressed them too...so its really no effort to send back...just go on down to your mailbox...

in other book news i am working on a new book...it has to do with boners. and the questions you could ask a boner... but im not sending these out cause i know i wont get them back...okay bye

12 July, 2009

it lives on and on. and on. and on....and on....and on.......and(deeeeennnnn)

have you ever been talking to somebody and just want to punch them. just like slug them in the gut. or punch them in the head. for no reason. i dont know. i think that sometimes during conversations. and its not like i have any thing against them. i just think it would be so awesome. i dont know why. its not up to me to think that. it just pops into my brain. and it makes me laugh. but it also kind of bums me out. mainly because it seems like such fun. but i think society might frown upon such an action as hitting a normal lady. or a child. or an old dude. or old chick. and just knowing that makes me sad. i would lose my job most likely. and probably have to go to court wouldnt you think. i mean. i just punched someone. for no reason. other than to hit them. and see the reaction. i mean how many people could say theyve seen that reaction before. imagine like an old lady being punched in the stomach. could you imagine that reaction. priceless im sure.