02 February, 2009

mellow out man...you're too drunk.

i dont think i have ever been puked on by another person. which im kind of glad about. but i dont think it would be the worst thing ever. you could get crapped on. though i did puke on the floor of my room once and all i could do was muster up a stare to my roomate and then roll over and go back to bed. i wished i had cleaned it then...or not have puked to begin with. but then i wouldnt have been drunk. and i wanted to be drunk. because i was drunk. which leads me to believe i wanted to be drunk in the first place. did you know puke will make your room stink for a several weeks? who would have thought.

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