not all days can be good days. so just sit back. close your eyes and tell yourself how awesome you are. you are awesome. then say to yourself. self. you are doing a good job. well done self. you deserve a pat on your back. and maybe some beef jerky.
but you dont deserve it. you arent doing a good job. in fact. you are doing a bad job. and you are not awesome. way to go self. now you dont get any beef jerky...or a pat on your back.
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