even though this was done well before we met.

dream BIG

shoot for the stars...shes all yours.

maybe tomorrow...

maybe tomorrow you'll love me too.

its true.

and you cant teach a dog new tricks either. unless you threaten to beat it. and then do beat it.

diddy aint got nothin on these doodles...

i work thirty two hours a week for just under 280 dollars but over 275. thumbs up world. my job will suck the soul right out of you. its already got a hold of mine. but i do get to go wander sometimes. and that can lead to good things. sometimes.
a borrowed camera is my new scanner. my life is ON track. we should hang out and you can buy me a bedroom. so i can sleep.

fan boy.

i have owned each one of these fans at some point in my life. i dont possess a fan any more. or a bed for that matter.

tomorrow is a big day for me.

not really.





sort of.




crummily shot art. very hi tech. very.

good and evil and evil.

rejoice. rejoice rejoice. andrew jackson jihad tuesday...wahoo. i think i might attend. probably. if i dont forget first. i might forget. but i might not. but i probably will. but hopefully not. cause i would like to go. maybe. things change. who knows. do you? probably. not.

the ex-presidents...are surfers!

you tell em gary.

ITS A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont want a baby. i did want one once. but three seconds later i changed my mind. they cry and poop. and cost money. lots of things cost money. but there are things that are way cooler than babies and cost less too. i would rather own those things. whatever those things are.

chris angel sucks. butt.

i suck at magic. cant do it. cant understand it. dont wanna understand it either. card magic is the worst. im retarded with cards. i did have a bunny tho. it lasted about four days. i even went out and bought a dirt devil to pick up the little bunny poo and everything. and then...my then roommates dog decided it wanted to kill lil old batman. now batman is dead. bunnies are magic.

i wish california would make up its mind already

hot or cold. not both. i dont like having to remove my sweatshirt while riding into work at 745 in the morning. in november. because its hot. at least the mid west has it figured out. too bad it kinda sucks there.

a booze free weekend. oh boy.

just cruising thru the oldies i had lying around in the virtual world of photobucket. cause my scanner is poop right now and scans all fuzzy and dumb. but i found this gem here. fitting for these times i suppose. but i drew this as an idontneednostinkingmoney drawering when i wasnt working. mo money mo problems. i need to get me some mo money then.
ps working is dumb too.

out of this world

starting to scan in the newerish stuff. partying will cause a slight road block. as will work. eventually new stuff. new stuff eventually. but til then, heres nine pairs of boobs. all for you.

scanning in progress

updating my life. since i have gotten a new computer charger. and gotten my stuff. and have a place to stay. but first i am scanning the polaroids from the bike trip. and then i have 3 or 4 sketch books from the same amount of months to be scanned. also. lousy american. i puked last night.

wood. with lead in it.

i cant lie and say i never use them cause that would be lying. i do try to avoid using them as much as a i can. i am a closet pencil racist. cant help it. would you believe me if i said i was using one right now. cause i'm not. but maybe if i had three arms i would be using a pencil. but if i had three arms i wouldn't be holding onto a pencil while i was typing. i wouldn't even hold onto a pen. that would be a waste of a good limb. i would hold something cool. like my wiener.

finally an internet connection so strong i could shit

trips over. started work. computer shit the bed. stuff up eventually. send money.

have you ever been bored....on weeeeed.

love comes.


love goes.

deal with it.

maaan

sometimes i hear things. sometimes i dont hear anything. sometimes i lie. i heard that.

and sometimes i use exclamation points as the only form of punctuation. it works. right? RIGHT!

for you america. on your birthday.

heres to getting crispy at the beach and throwing back some beers. and wasting. everything.